thepictoblr:

Baldur’s Gate 3 got me good by giving Gale such powerful autistic rizz that I didnt realise he was flirting with me until the funny little magic trick he taught me lead to a possible intimacy option

velnna:

I’ve been looking for an excuse to draw this meme for ages and then BAM Shadow Dark'ness Dementia Raven Heart was right there

ghost-maybe:

I love baldurs gate but god is it not good for me. I wake up, i think about bg3. I go to bed, i read about bg3 and listen to the campfire music on youtube to mimimimi. All i wanna do is play baldurs gate

velnna:

*puts him in pretty dresses like a princess*

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yukisaii:

oh wtf Astarion that is too real for dnd

bhaalble:

I am deeply appreciative of how much of a loser they made Astarion. Like he’s sexy sure but the man doesn’t have a single W to his name. He’s been stuck in tunnels eating rats for years and his first time out and about he gets literally brainwormed and has to pull some Wil E. Coyote shit to team up with people. His whole menacing blood drinking schtick is immediately undercut by him being a massive virgin about the whole ordeal. In his centuries long flop era and trying so desperately to cover it up

rotview:

wavemothers robe + the black and red dye. you’re welcome

starplatinumnun:

he has that sadness in his eyes that you only see in eastern european gay porn

lady-valtieri:

Astarion in Early Access: “Hahaha yes I’m very charming and deceptive and evil and sex is so much fun and I really don’t care about anyone.”

Astarion in the Full Game: “I haven’t had bodily autonomy in 200 years and I’ve forgotten how to be intimate with someone beyond using it to lure people to their deaths and I have so much trauma regarding sex and I seduced you because it’s what I’ve had to do to survive for literal centuries and I needed you to be on my side but I wasn’t supposed to fall in love with you but you’re so kind and amazing that I fell anyway and I’m terrified of real emotions but I want *us* to be real because you deserve it and I really care about you but I need you to help me because this is all so new and I’m so scared but I want this to work and I-”

skiitter:

low key very obsessed with sex-adverse Astarion. like he’s The Thirst Companion. The fucking Only Fangs joke. All the smut fan content. And then it does a total 180 and he’s like “actually my sexual identity was weaponized against me and i was forced to use it to lead hundreds of people to their deaths”. It’s just such a compelling and interesting twist on his character. I love it.